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HeroCool@nord.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Intimate, grim, and grotesque!

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Intimate, grim, and grotesque!

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HeroCool@nord.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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    At least finish it properly

    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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      Lmao well done

  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    hot take, all genitals are sexy if they’re attached to someone im into

    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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      If my girl had a dick Im learning how to gwuak, thats all Im sayin

      • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Aww, such a sweet thing to say!

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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        I hope your girl gets the dick of her dreams for both of your sakes bro. ❤️

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I mean, it’s not that hot of a take…

      • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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        samesies lol

    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app
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      The happiest bit I can play with is the smile on their face, or their eyes, if I can make them close as they groan in pleasure. Genitals pale in comparison, but are a good place to ‘access’ those other regions.

    • GhostFace@lemmy.today
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      Assuming they’ve been taken care of.

    • gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world
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      Preach.

  • Peacock@lemmy.zip
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    They call it ‘bumpin uglies’ for a reason.

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    Same but for tits.

    Like you just got those hanging out like you’re trying to contain the flood from hurricane Katrina or something? Why are they so gigantic? Why do guys lose all the blood from their brain when they see them?

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    a cute twink with a dick as thick and heavy it can be used for weight training ‘umm uhhh um ggfsaerhiyvewvgtdf’

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      Wait until they start spraying milk everywhere. What are you, a cow? Jesus, have a little self-respect.

  • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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    that is approximately the face i made, and a few years later i realized I’m a lesbian lol

    • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com
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      Fellow queer girl representing!

      • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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        hell yeah 🏳️‍🌈

  • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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    “Looks so weird”

    -My first love right before giving her very first bj

    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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      Every lady I grew up with also thought this, but for whatever reason I never really had that experience. I don’t know if I was already a little heathen at that age or what, but I remember 3 of us looking up pics on dial-up internet, my two friends going “Oh wow, it looks so weird!” “I think I’ll just stick with girls honestly…” and I was over here like

      “Haha, nice.”

      • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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        i’ll be honest, I also thought the same the first time I was eating her out. Tho, I had my mouth too busy to coment on it

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    No one wants to see mine either.

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      I do, and if you’re close enough for me to touch, I’ll make sure you know that you’re wanted.

      • daggermoon@piefed.world
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        mommy?

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          I highly doubt you are my offspring. Quite illegal. Also, limits our options together.

          • daggermoon@piefed.world
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            Different kind of mommy.

            • imadethis@fedinsfw.app
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              Oooooh. Sorry, I’m a bit dense at times.

              • daggermoon@piefed.world
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                That’s alright.

      • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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        o7

        We need more heroes like you in the world.

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      deleted by creator

      • daggermoon@piefed.world
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        It’s not impressive. I can’t even get it up most of the time. Probably because of my crippling depression and anxiety.

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          Soft cocks are fun too :3

          • daggermoon@piefed.world
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            Not when you’re trying to cum with one.

            • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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              I dunno. Having the right person who understands, and a day to waste and enjoy… Sounds okay to me.

              Overused ‘journey not destination’ yada yada and all that. But it can be true.

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              deleted by creator

              • daggermoon@piefed.world
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                Unless you’re a goth girl I really wouldn’t be interested. Thank you for the offer though.

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    “revised”

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