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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Good point

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Good point

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Seems appropriate seeing that people kill more cows than sharks.

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      Perhaps so, makes me wonder how many sharks kill cows.

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        Fun fact: Orcas sometimes prey on moose.

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          Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti

          *edit: too blind to see my typos

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            What about moose?

            • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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              A moose once bit my sister, you see

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                Above you said noose bites, not moose bites. I thought you got bit by a noose.

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                  That makes it so suddenly dark 💀

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                  Oh dammit ty

              • Unruffled [they/them]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Do tell…

                • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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                  It’s a reference to a Monty Python bit from Holy Grail

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                Pro tip: Not a good idea to carve one’s initials into a moose.

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          Fun fact I pulled out of my ass:

          The plural of moose is meese.

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      If it was legal, shark fin soup would probably be more popular.

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        If it was legal, it wouldn’t exist because all the sharks would be dead.

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          They got pretty close.

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    Maybe they need less cow bells.

    Somewhere far away, Christopher Walken shudders.

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      Ssssh! Udders!

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    Ooh, this is a paraprosdokian. I just learned about that today.

    https://bsky.app/profile/merriam-webster.com/post/3mnujyoem6c2b

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      One of the all time greatest joke categories IMO 😁

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    it’s interesting how adding ‘do’ to the end of that clears up the ambiguity

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    If humans interacted with sharks the same way we do with cows, sharks would definitely kill more people.

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      I’d be down to getting some shark milk ice cream.

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    I wonder if sharks are lactose intolerant? 🤔

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      They probably evolved before lactose.

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        Does that make them tolerant? Or do they look at milk and think it’s some new age fad they’re hoping will just blow over?

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          I have no idea.

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    on shark tank brings a cow and see their eyes bubble up

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