Star for all dealing with EOFY nonsense
Got told by the boss yesterday that he’s cutting everyone’s hours. That’ll leave me with an even less barely liveable income.
Oh man that sucks. No advice but hugs
Thanks mate 🥹
I hope things turn around.
Thankyou
Proud to announce I have done the most thorough job possible splashing a muddy puddle up my leg. I nearly reached the groin. If you need any tips or pointers on how you too can achieve these results just reach out.
when walking walk as close as possible to the outer edge of the footpath, this ensures the big splashes from the road can reach you 👍
This sounds advanced but I’ll be sure to give it a go. Already worked out that tram sand shows up wonderfully on black pants when it dries down.
also, aim to walk on wobbly looking pavers in the path, these have icky muddy water underneath, a hidden puddle! When walked on they squirt filthy water up your pants. Extra points if it goes up your pants leg hitting bare skin. 👍
I apologise for my initial hubris. There’s clearly much more to learn.
Pedestrianism is a lost art.
This leaves out the whole difficult question of treading on dog shit bags inadvertently. Some pop with explosive results, some just squirt sideways. Riding a bike over them also can have unpredictable results.
TIL
I’ve driven over one. Not a pleasant experience. Luckily it was not me who had to high pressure the under carriage of my car.
I once cooked roadkill kangaroo on the under carriage of my car. The smell was so bad I had to close the roof until I reached the next town. And I did have to clean it.
Saw a 60yo+ dude attacking another 30yo+ dude who was riding his bike on the footpath with an umbrella yesterday on the way to the shops.
Pretty rare for this area.
Both were doing the wrong thing so it was hard to know who to bet on.
Should have brought the complaint jar. Would’ve cleaned up with whatever that was all about.
God's butthole is dribbling on us

Pray for everyone in a fold of the sphincter right now
Had to unplug move some Ethernet cables while installing security cameras, should be fine now
Bom radar looks weird this morning. Also walking the dog in the rain when it’s cold isn’t fun
I do not have work today. This is nice
I disputed the transaction fees associated with the fraudulent transactions that happened a little while ago, not realising they were part of what the bank were going to refund. So it looks like they have refunded the transaction fees twice. Just gonna say I think I’m the real winner in this compared to the people buying AI compute and this will be the last I mention of the matter
My chant regarding AI: POP! POP! POP! POP!
Edit: also I heard that openai fucked up by having it’s codex write terabytes of data onto users ssds, possibly causing them to die within a year. Love that for them.
Paying per API call has brought reality to the c-suite.
If the average person wasn’t already against AI I think the price of the Steam Machine is making them hate Sam Altman. I just hate people who don’t know how computers work thinking it’s the answer to everything
Bought books. Very good
and…
A copy of Dubliners by James Joyce, because I’ve always liked it
Went with Reolink security cameras, cost double the megacorp brands for obvious reasons, will also VLAN isolate & eventually lock to VPN.
Gotta pay extra for processing that isn’t offloaded to their servers. And for wanting the ability to use it after they’ve decided it’s obsolete. And denying them their data tithe.
tired, wired,
admired 🤗
aspired 🤗
Food poisoning gave me a very nasty night last night so i’m napping with purge movies and a giant arsehole cat
gentle hugs, hope you feel better soon
Hope you’re able to purge it from your system
Oh there was purging all right
i can has migraine
bright lights 😣
but have so much to do
Start of conference. It would be a great time to catch up on some other work but there’s a kid at home this week.
Beep Beep 🚚
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what is a rice burrito, never seen one with rice inside
sushi
😯 most of the main chains’ burritos have rice in them, I think it’s quite common
Corn chowder please
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