Yeah I’m going to need an extra extra large.
(Im lying)
This is from a movie! The latest Sascha Baron Cohen (Borat, Ali G) movie: Ladies First.
It’s about a misogynistic corporate prick who walks against a lamp pole and gets into a world where the roles between women and men are switched.
Don’t look at the online ratings, they have been fucked by conservative assholes and the manosphere, it’s actually a good movie.
I knew the ratings would tank off of the synopsis alone. They’re a predictable lot.
Why is it Hatsune Miku?
“Finally”
From the makers of the “bra” comes…the “bro”!
Id buy one if it also came with a penis sock, im a little modest
Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it’s an under the butt nut hut
German saying: “Sind die Glocken länger als das Seil beginnt des Lebens zweiter Teil.”
Roughly translates to if the bells are longer than the rope, the second part of life begins.
- Goethe
Is… is that falafal?
Identical shape a consistency to testicles, what’s wrong?
Consistency?!?!
Finally a leg up against labia in the camel toe race
The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!
Also, somewhere to keep 2 falafels, apparently.
Falafel makes your farts smelafel
You need to eat more fiber.
Ok, I’m confused now.
Do those people not wear underwear?
You’re saying you can’t wear a bra under a shirt?
A shirt would be an analogy for boxers, which do nothing. But boxer briefs or briefs are already supportive like a sports bra. This new… thing… looks like it would be like wearing an underwire under a sports bra.
No this is like wearing a bra specifically to hold your nipples and not the breasts. The bra does this already. The right pair of underwear also already do this for your balls.
The Bro!
This define, lifts, and separates.
It’s the Wonder Bro
What about shrinkage?
Stay out of the pool.
Long Ball Larry’s gonna love it.
100% this is gay fetish wear.
Are you saying Lyndon B. Johnson was gay? Cause he would definitely appreciate the idea.
I love how they keep using this call recording again and again on Last Week Tonight
Your girlfriend could use it as a bra.
Brings me back to how we sung a song in grade school. Edit out Ears with Balls and you get:
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
When my balls turn red, run.
For us it was continental soldier.
They swing them over the left south of the equator, not that it would make a difference in this scenario
