Explain how!
Magic
Roy Mustang?
Is this even a question? Obviously the bean.
I’m already a god, I’ll take the bean
Same but hear me out, double god.
Good point, I want to god twice at the same time
If somebody can make you a god, it means they are more powerful than you, means there’s a hierarchy with you at the bottom and you’re either on a job with vague benefits or entirely a slave.
So i’ll take the bean.If somebody can give you a bean, it means they are more powerful than you, means there’s a hierarchy with you at the bottom and you’re either on a job with vague benefits or entirely a slave. So i’ll become a god.
A god can have a bean anytime they want.
Could a god make a bean so large that they couldn’t eat it?
How long does the enbiggenining process take? Instant, fair enough, but what if it takes a few seconds? Those are seconds you could have spent on the bean.
Also a very tasty one?
The mostest tastiest.
Being God is too much responsibility. I’ll take the bean thanks.
Not God, but a god. What if you’re the god of something fun, like beans?
Yeah, the other guy lacks imagination. I don’t need a bean when I can become The Bean God. In my domain, everything is beans. I eat beans, I breathe beans, I drink beans, I AM BEAN.
…or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?
unwanted late periods
Ok, but hear me out: is there any better feeling than the relief you get the day the late period arrives?
Better late than never.
God of Pimples and Hemorrhoids
Presumably that means I can prevent them?
Let the apotheosis begin.
Your worshipers will have the most unblemished skin and buttholes.
Gotta make it fun. Hit only people that deserve it with that shit
I’m not talking about being a god and plagueifying people with this shit. I’m saying what if you are made a god, specifically the god of only this shit. :(
Shit god
Cannellinius Lentillius, demigod of Legumes
Take the god pill, then the bean. Who are going to stop a god?
Do you bean now?
If I were a god I could make a tasty bean
Then you’d just be a has bean
One option gives me unlimited access to estrogen, the other doesnt
This is a simple choice
Girl, if you ever become a goddess, please look into just changing the body of every trans person to fit them. Estrogen is such a pain.
What if i buff estrogen?
a whole bean ?
How tasty?
indeed
*eats the bean before Morpheus can even ask his question*
Can I have both?
I’m a god. What a grand intoxicating illusion.
🎶 “I’m a god. How can you kill a god?”
🎶 “What a grand and intoxicating innocence.”> argonian w synth guitar
