Wholesome until they get the $300 bill for it.
Money may not be able to buy everything, but it can buy wholesome. I want more money now.
Ok? I’m not a doctor, I have no idea what I’m looking at. So what was wrong with the dino?
No bones! Dino ain’t got no bones dagnabit!
All dinosaurs contracted a rare case of Boneitis.
Their only regret.
Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!
You know that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was
It was actually evolution, dinosaurs with bones couldnt adapt to the new environment
Imagine if they had hollow bones, we could throw them into the sky
They DO have hollow bones!
Oh shit!
No internal organs either! Looks like they were all scooped out, as if this dino was being prepared for mummification.
There’s also a clear fracture line in the chest. My guess is that’s where the chest pain was coming from.
This is all very suspect. What if it’s fake?
After all, there are fake doctors, so why not fake patients too? There’s also fake medicine, so all of it should work out perfectly.
Insane theories: 1
Regular theories: a billion
When my dog was only about 1 year old, she stepped on a glass shard and cut up her paw. She needed stitches, so we went to the vet, and brought her favorite stuffed toy, which was a dog too.
The vet sewed her paw up, and bandaged the whole lower leg. And then proceeded to bandage up the stuffed dog too, so our dog would feel included.
Thanks for that, much appreciated smile.
… and here’s your slightly irradiated kids toy back.
