Far-right commentator Laura Loomer is going on an anti-Republican tirade after reportedly being banned from traveling with former President Donald Trump.
The conspiracy theorist, who traveled with Trump to his recent presidential debate before appearing at a 9/11 event, stirred anger among Republicans who feel her presence is a detriment to the campaign.
Trump initially responded to the backlash by telling reporters that he “didn’t control Laura,” dubbing her a “free spirit.”
But with Loomer seemingly unable to keep her outrageous and offensive remarks to herself—and with Trump reportedly receiving numerous phone calls from concerned advisors and donors—the far-right provocateur, according to the Washington Post, was ultimately barred from regularly traveling with Trump.
Not only that, Trump is said to have privately described Loomer as “crazy” to those close to him.
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Don’t be fooled. If Trump gets elected, she’s getting a cabinet position and all GOP lackeys will fall in line. We have seen this movie in 2017. Mark my words.
She is Steven Miller with blowjobs. Her position is safe.
Bold of you to assume Steven Miller didn’t put out
His head is nice and shiny, so Trump can see his reflection when he looks down.
A narcissist’s dream
Madam, why does your hat have a mirror on top?
Like Gollum going down on Gothmog.
Well that’s enough Lemmy for today
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys
WELP that’s enough internet for today.
That’s be like sticking a burnt sausage into a food disposal and would probably sound similar, too.
Vance said similar shit.
Amen, my thoughts exactly.
At least Stormy got paid.
She can’t believe this is her reward for slurping.
She got to eat some dog food, which is…um…nice?
Could be worse, couldve eaten a 1970s M-Ration. Or the egg MRE.
I was getting my PSTD eval at the VA, and they asked me to not focus on everything, just some of the worst things. “We could take a break if needed”
With a perfectly straight face I said “the breakfast egg MRE”, and the sergeant major on the board just lost his shit.
Kinda reminds me of how Zack Hazard says he doesnt have PTSD from being mortared in Iraq but instead has PTSD from Fort Polk. I aint military but I know history and I swear to fuck that god forsaken base pops up way too often in journals and incident reports.
I’ve never been in the military, but military humor is the shit.
Unexpected Steve1989MREInfo
I don’t smoke cigarettes. But when I do, they’re at least 47 years old.
Just keep talking.
and tell us what you really think of Melania, JD Vance, and DeSantis!
Melania is heartbroken over this.
If Loomer had managed to get a ring Melania’s pre-nup would have kicked in and she’s be rolling in it.
Trump initially responded to the backlash by telling reporters that he “didn’t control Laura,” dubbing her a “free spirit.”
I’m pretty sure this is code for “she gave me a handie”
One source–a very questionable source–is claiming an affair and/or oral sex. I think that any candidate under that much scrutiny would be an idiot if they had a sexual affair while on the campaign trail, but this is Trump we’re talking about. He’s not exactly known for having good impulse control.
We already know the candidate is an idiot, so by the transitive property, he hit it and quit it as soon as the heat turned on.
this dude is a confirmed rapist, this shit doesnt matter.
It probably gets him more votes.
Not to downplay your point at all, but didn’t John Edwards do exactly that with a staffer when his wife was dying?
I would also call Edwards an idiot here.
No idea, TBH, but I know that Newt Gingritch divorced his wife as she was fighting breast cancer.
Some people are just really scummy. Like, at least let the body get cold first.
Silky Pony reference!
Good times. Full-on DNC self-sabotage. The way it used to be.
“He’s handsome and people will vote for him because he’s middle of the road!” 🤮
I just find it implausible since it’s unlikely Trump can get it up. He’s probably well past being helped by blue pills, even.
I’m picturing a Gail the Snail type situation.
Loomer would definitely mash it.
Look, an ouroborus!
“Not a single Republican is happy with the GOP. They have done nothing over the last 4 years if we are being honest.”
The mythical Leopardface Ouroborus
They have done nothing over the last 4 years if we are being honest.
So why were you supporting them last week?
She loves the wildly racist conspiracy theories about Haitians, she is displeased they haven’t done any legislation about starting the pogroms.
This shit is hilarious, watching the GOP eat itself alive is fantastic
Truly never gets old 🍿
That’s the problem, they never seem to run out of shitheads who want to eat each other, but never seem to finish the job.
bet next is Danica Patrick
Tell us about your affair!
Yeah, tell us about foraging for tiny mushrooms.
NOO GOD! NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!
after reportedly being banned from traveling with former President Donald Trump.
It’s finally happened! Oh glorious day!
Laura Loomer can go pout in a corner for all I care.
Don’t know what you’re celebrating, the more time he spends with her the better as she’s both terrible and unpopular.
She’s an insane loon who gets off on sparking division and starting drama. Nobody should associate with her.
I completely agree, which is why I was relishing her association hurting Trump’s chances.
That reminds me of the attitude a lot of Democrats had during 2016 primaries about Trump. “He’s such a horrible candidate, Clinton will definitely win against him. Let’s make sure he wins the primary.”
Tbf you also just described trump and ost of the current Republican Party.
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That’s a strat people have? Pretty risky. I actually always vote for my favorite candidate on the other side of the aisle in the primaries. Last time I voted for Tusli Gabbard.
“conspiratorial politicians”
Can we just stand still for a second with how normalized Absurdity is?
As a part time absurdist, I hate it.
Point taken, but this isn’t absurdity as much as it is idiocy and untreated conditions.
Trump got that post nut clarity and realized he slept with Billy the puppet from saw lolol
He probably had it each time, just the dementia kept making him forget. Then someone started showing him the picture side by side hers and he finally got it
Holy, that’s who she reminds me of in some of those pics! I don’t usually want to comment on people’s appearances, but for a party that seems to constantly whip up anti-trans hysteria, she has a rather manly appearance…
Good. The more chaos around Trump, the better. Maybe she will publish some juicy bits about the real Trump. There is no worse enemy than a pissed-of ex.
Oh hey, Jigsaw!
Holy fuck! I can’t unsee that now.
That’s hideous! Now post a pic of Jigsaw for comparison.
Getting a bit of Aphex Twin vibes as well as Black Hole Sun video vibes…
I think you mean Billy.
She and Trump used each other.
There is no possible meaning of that phrase that isn’t immensely stomach-churning.
You can see the leopard tooth-marks on her skull.
She fed the beasts from her own flesh.
