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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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What a knobhead

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What a knobhead

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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    She’s the Luckiest girl.

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    Sbren sbeve

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      Bless you.

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      Words to live by

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        Words to ‘belive’ by

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      Sbeve on brother, sbeve

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      It’s like Mors Mordre!, but this one just tickles you unconscious.

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      ssself

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      “S. S. Self” could be a decent boat name I guess.

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    that’s not how you spell believe

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      Dude, just belive!

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        I did, and look how I turned out! (dead)

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      That is the problem with this shirt.

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        That is a problem with this shirt. Also the last e should be dark

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    “Belived”?

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      Yes that’s why

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    At first I thought it was a tiny little top hat.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Just a knob sorry

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    Shouldnt have taken “theres a lid for every pot” so literal

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    I finally get it.

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