Uhhoh!
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Let's play this game again

sh.itjust.works

message-square
888
link
fedilink
390

Let's play this game again

sh.itjust.works

LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
message-square
888
link
fedilink
  • eyelevel@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 days ago

    I have a remote control for time.

    • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      You can never find the batteries required to make it work

    • AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 days ago

      xkcd.com/1203

    • pyre@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      but you have to watch time pass in real time. so you can go 50 years into the future, your age will freeze but it’ll take you to watch 50 years for every last second. same thing going back just in reverse.

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 days ago

      It only takes you to a showing of Titanic when it was still in theatres.

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      Every time you fast forward through something, the remote will remember it and always fast forward through that thing happening. While you’re fast forwarding you’ll be in auto pilot and give boring monotone responses to questions asked.

      They should make a movie about that.

    • nialv7@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      but not our timeline

    • jsomae@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      It’s one of those awful apple TV remote controls. When your hand gets the slightest bit sweaty, you seek all over the place with no precision.

    • Nobilmantis@feddit.it
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      It requires a 1,21Gw-capable battery

      • AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 days ago

        Does a capacitor count?

    • 🧟‍♂️ Cadaver@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      You (un)age as well

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.97K users / day
  • 9.63K users / week
  • 15.8K users / month
  • 32K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 31.8K subscribers
  • 6.23K Posts
  • 192K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org