• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
    30·
    2 months ago

    Take long enough and you can just shit on the boss’s desk, slap down the paper, and ask for a “thank you” for bringing back some lunch.

    • _stranger_@lemmy.world
      10·
      2 months ago

      Take a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.

      • Widdershins@lemmy.world
        2·
        2 months ago

        Take a picture? How are they going to smell or taste it? Either shit at work and don’t flush or shit on the floor at work if you want to flush.

    • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      4·
      2 months ago

      Let’s be fair: by that stage you should probably also draw some blood and leave it there.

      Wouldn’t want to unwittingly be keeping from the boss the nutrients from that free meal.

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
      2·
      2 months ago

      For good measure, you should skip breakfast and make sure you have a big lunch.

      No reason to give your boss any of your breakfast tho. That’s on your time.