Just one more for those who said “Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one” or “Oh don’t worry, I’m not going to forget you’re gay. I’ve seen your posts.”
Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.
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ok 😉

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don’t got one :P
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I’m sure a cock champion can be found on Tinder with minimal effort.
Right here? In front of my Canada day?
He’s holding it upside down
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ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶
There’s no cord! Without it’s curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it’s own?
I’d be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive
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God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami
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waIT WHAT
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oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING
Skin flutes in…3…2…1…
Don’t worry, I fix
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Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!
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Look, you’re gonna have to face facts. People like you. Yes, your meme collection is great and mighty and powerful, but the fact that you collect all the memes that people love speaks to you. You saved those memes because you loved them, and then you selflessly decided to share them with a fledgling community to bring joy, and the people loved them. You bring joy. Santa doesn’t make the toys, he delivers them. You’re the lemming Santa. Stamta.
Also, you are literally famous. It might only be locally, but you are, factually, famous 'round these parts
I don’t understand why are some image links broken on my instance
This is the link (not working) I see in your comment: https://infosec.pub/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fm%2Fn7es3pAwrREAAAAC%2Fblue-jays-elevator.gif
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Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.
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I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You’re incredible.
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I can’t help but think of the VA from Danganronpa who recorded some lines about barking
…wade in and look you in the eye and say “This. Feels. Right.”…
Superb, absolutely superb.
🍆 The audio was deleted?
Here you are. One
unsolicited Dick Pic.
spoiler

THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

Dickpic
thx bro
i’ll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

What a nice tail your cock has!
Thanks bro.
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Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.
Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I’ll message you.
Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh
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Oh no I was off by a decimal point punish me please daddy (sent ya $40, I appreciate ya)
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You’d first have to find out my identity
Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that
Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.
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