Another old shitpost I don’t think I posted anywhere.

      • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        Is this just a meme, or not? I can’t tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I’d always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I’m at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

          • Krauerking@lemy.lol
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            1 day ago

            They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

              • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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                15 hours ago

                I’m a dragon, I fell into lava and panicked, only to find out it was somewhat pleasant

                I then unceremoniously got out of said lava and accidentally whipped molten rock at a team mate