The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. ‘It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,’ Musk says.
Macrohard…the kind of joke that 11 year olds made on AOL in 1994
Good luck to Musk then. Was listening to a cybersec podcast on my morning dog walk and one of the stories was about the amount of security flaws that can be created with AI coding machines. Unless you’re aware of the language, exploits, weaknesses etc. etc.
What a dumbass. Every time he opens his smarmy gob these days he makes himself seem dumber every time.
It’s the drugs, the sycophants, and the power.
He’s completely lost touch and has gone full megalomaniac.
“Oh, yes, chief, creating a giant bowl of cheese is so original, you’re a genius”, a sycophant.
“God. I’m a god”, Musk.
“Yes, chief, you’re a god”, a sycophant.
“I’m so amazing that people think I’m a god”, musk.
I think there’s a touch of cognitive decline happening, too. Or like a serious brain injury.
I made that joke when I was 13 years old…
what makes you think fElon isn’t 13 years old too?
Macrohard, another very funny joke from Elon’s brilliant mind.
Musk is like a science experiment to see how cripplingly stupid you can make a nepo baby without them losing all their generational wealth, except it went in a fascinating new direction instead.
I’m so tired of this idiot ass fucking dystopia.
I agree. Why can’t we have a dystopia where we have neon gangs with wicked aesthetics that are armed with fully automatic firearms purchased from a vending machine outside a liquor store.
Batman Beyond really gave me unreasonable expectations.
I was referring to cyberpunk 2077 style stuff. But I get you.
Honestly I’ve been hanging out with some Cajuns and it sounds like Louisiana is a few laws and aesthetic choices away from that
For the love of god, just OD on ketamine already.
Why do bad Tesla fires only trap good people?
Unfortunately dying from ketamine overdose is extremely rare.
“Be the change you want to see ol in the world”
-Luigi
I don’t think that’s possible. Ketamine is a great and safe drug with many medicinal purposes
hope hes taking coccaine as well, and you can OD on that.
It’s absolutely possible if you’re abusing it recreationally, especially if you start mixing it with who knows what else. The biggest risk is respiratory system just shutting off.
That’s just an OD though, long term abuse like it’s suspected by many that Musk is doing has a whole host of nasty symptoms that you can look up yourself.
I imagine he’s dabbling in nootropics and whatever novel research chemicals his handlers come across.
Not yet named synthetic cathinones is my second best bet on what does him in. The first one is some mystery shooter with loose connections to a foreign intelligence agency.
Accidental death is very much possible though, and has happened before. Drowning seems to be a particular risk here
He’s also fighting with his Nazi bot and supposedly sleeps with a firearm handy. Honestly, odds are pretty good.
But is Elon alone at any time? He travels with a very tight security detail. I am willing to bet there is always someone around him almost all the time, meaning if he does take a good hit of ketamine and the tiles on his bathroom won’t slow down he won’t drown. Someone will come to his aid.
He is already 95% cuntamine.
Dude claims he can code. I want to see him personally make Doom run on a Tesla.
This is dumb on a different level
It should be possible for a car to not run over people, too. That seems like a more pressing computing issue.
MACROHARD, GET IT???
I’m hilarious and edgy, so my cars can kill a few people, as a treat.
And Microsoft did it over a decade ago for day9’s company’s after dark StarCraft tournament.
Moron isn’t 1% as funny or creative as he thinks he is
Difference is that he does the things everybody else just thinks.
intrusive thoughts don’t count as everybody else thinking it, except on solipsist saturdays
Difference is he can afford to do the stupid shit some of us joke about doing.
But just think of what we learned for the people who are still alive!
The science gets done and the car’s a lot of fun for the people who areeee still aliiiive 🎂
it is possible, it’s just that the tesla does a credit check of the person inside vs the people outside and only with that information chooses who to plow over
“In principle, given that software companies like Microsoft do not themselves manufacture any physical hardware, it should be possible to simulate them entirely with AI,” he added.
Ummm, is someone going to tell him about the Xbox, Surface devices, and the entire Azure infrastructure they built.
Musk just announces this shit to look like he’s doing something so the investors don’t flee. If anything is actually delivered it will be forgettable and he will have moved on to the next thing he can hype.
It’s that or he’s trying to get Microsoft to give Grok a more prominent role on their platform and this is how he thinks he can active that.
How the stack of cards hasn’t fallen down yet is head scratching and I’d love to know what business is actually using Grok for something serious.
And the Zune. Don’t forget the Zune!
I loved my Zune
This guy tries so hard to be cool.
Jesus… it’s like watching these people cause a train wreck in slow motion, and we’re on the train.
At least its good to know that these fucktard billionaires can make tons of terrible business decisions over and over again, but have so much money that every once in a while their business decisions still make them gigantic, irrational, sums of money.
It’s like finding out that the captain of the airplane you’re on just let a removed 5-year old steer the plane and the psychotic, suicidal co-pilot just murdered the captain and has now locked the cockpit. Now we’re in a race to try and break into the cockpit before the psycho and the removed crash the plane.
That’s what the Cybertrucks were for all along
Sounds like something a teenager would come up with - this is exactly what I’d expect Musk to do
It is literally a joke I made in high school, ~25 years ago.
He’s such a loser.
Same lol. Macrohard Doors here we come!
Same! I made a MacroHard company that sold computer mice for a high school project.
Too early. Comedy is all about timing.
He’s such a fucking simple edge-lord.
He’s literally JP from Grandma’s Boy.
that is a very unflattering comparison for JP.
He should totally get metal legs.
It is. Dial-up nerds have been calling Microsoft exactly that online for literal decades at this point. He’s not even original.
maybe he told the joke to his latest meat shield and the toddler, knowing how much money was on the line, chose to laugh
It’s an old joke that the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire
Haha, yeah that joke was pretty funny… back in 1993.
I used to say this as a joke in middle-school all the time.
Yes, for an actual fucking grown ass adult and a business leader, this is embarrassing as hell
hes 12yo what you expect. his teslas models are are named after SEXY
