has to be #1. Can eat soup comfortably, will balance in hand well without your hand touching the soup. Still small enough to stir coffee.
Sorry but in my house that’s the cat food spoon.
The one with all the ridges that’s hardest to clean?
That’s why it’s the cat food spoon, baby. Blast it with the nuclear hot water and move on.
you just got to work your tongue out more often, buddy
I choose no spoon
I’m with you. All those spoons are abominations.
Going with Indiana Jones logic I’ll pick 2
in spite of myself i choose Saucy Goblin Spoon and am angry every time i eat cereal until i die
Number 4 because its the biggest
No more soup for me, i guess.
#4 -> melt it down, make 3 normal spoons
the availability of spoons is not the matter at hand
#3. It has a little guy!!!
Easy, #4 doubles as a poop scoop
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Seriously, someone with internet search powers, please tell me where I can get number 3. I want to carry it in my pocket at all times and reveal it in the middle of conversations like a badge of my goblinage.
It seems likely there are at least two letters missing here.
Oops lol too excited about the goblin shovel I fixed it
“Lincoln Imp spoon” gets some results.
I would like to acquire my own goblin shovel.
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#4 looks like a shoehorn. Is that even concave enough to use as a spoon? Likely not. That’s out.
#3 is definitely not a spoon. No idea what it is, but it’s not gonna work well as a spoon. Not gonna deal with that one.
#2 is actually a spoon, but a small one. It’ll be frustrating to use forever. I’d prefer not to use it.
#1 is actually a decent sized spoon. Oddly shaped, but it’ll hold a decent amount of food or liquid. I guess I could live with that one.
It doesn’t say we get a fork or knife, so I’ll choose 2 for it’s pointy/stabbing ability.
3 looks like my grandmothers sugar spoon from one of those little jar and spoon sets
Mooooomin spoooon
As a bonus, I’m pretty sure #1 is tarnished Sterling silver.
You’re also going to keep cutting the sides of your mouth with #2 (maybe not at first but if it’s the only one you can use, forever?).
you can kill a zombie with #2.
Four looks like the only one made of stainless steel. The rest will have a flavour.
#1 looks like tarnished silver. That’s clean up easy.
Do we know if it’s maidenless?
Why the fuck do you want to spend the rest of your life cleaning silver?
Silver actually interacts horribly with and ruins the flavour of some foods. There’s a reason why silver cups often have gold plating on the inside to not ruin the taste of wine.
I’d stick with the steel any time.
Dont clean off that patina! Rick would be displeased if you did.
Childhood memory of surprisingly disgusting pudding 🔓
Why wouldn’t anyone choose 1? It’s just a bit blocky, but a spoon nonetheless.
And the question said
eat, so small spoons are available for cooking or jars when neededIt’s tarnished and might taste funny. Plus it’s got those weird ridges which would bother some of the neurospicy peeps until they learn not to suck it like a goddamn “lollipop” when they’re eating.
It’s the only thing that would even work inside a mouth. Don’t get me wrong, I still don’t want it, but 1 is the most spoon-shaped and endurable.
If 4 is some weird ass moomin spoon like I think it might, definitely that one because fuck yeah moomin!
Otherwise it has to be the goblin shovel.
3 and use it to threaten OP into letting me use a normal spoon again.
OP’s lawyer here
I discussed your request with my client, and we decided to move forward with accepting it.
However, it’s up to you, yo approve this decision. Your options are (a) use spoon number 3 for the rest of your life, or (b) use a normal spoon for the rest of your life.
Keep in mind that:
- You can only use the chosen spoon, no matter what the circumstances. For example, it doesn’t matter if you forgot it at home, or you are trying to eat a steak.
- You may wash your spoon, when necessary.
- You use other tools for other jobs. Rule 1 only applies to eating.
- You may not change spoon if it breaks, or gets contaminated.
Then we have an accord. IRL, I carry a cutlery set among the various other accoutrements in my bag, so we should be good.
Sorry if rule 1 was not clear, but you can only use the spoon when eating. In the positive side of things, you will no longer have to carry an entire set.
Violence it is then:
Your request was about “a normal spoon”. The object in the picture is a spork.
My client decided that your request should be rejected, and you have to use spoon 3.
The object in the picture is a spork.
Incorrect, it’s a KnSpork. Our only proof of superior alien life on earth.
sprife
Objection, it’s not a spork (it also has a knife edge), but assuming this gets overruled, I affirm my threat to use the unholy, very clearly haunted, and quite possibly toxic, number 3 spoon to threaten OP for the right to use any normal spoon.
Spilling blood on it will summon the edgelord
The reactionary ombudsman of the techno-feudalist eldrich horrors.
