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Is there EVER a time when Republicans AREN’T thinking about the dicks of children??
Tricky one, tricky. It’s very doubtful but maybe it’s possible for them to do that when they are busy raping little girls…?
Yeah, wheen they’re defending female youth sports. They need to check the locker rooms in case there’s any secret children’s dicks ah god dammit nevermind
I mean I’m all for ending circumcision, but being a fellow acetaminophen-american, I can certainly say it does not appear to be a factor for me being that I’m not cut.
It seems very strange that lacking foreskin would have a relationship to executive functioning in the brain, but I’m not an expert like they claim to be.
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They say men think with their dicks, but I thought it was a metaphor!
There’s conclusive evidence that male Trump supporters think stunted thoughts, so draw your own conlcusions from that.
If this is a round about way to banning genital mutilation except for doctors reasons then I guess they can have this one.
I admire you for having this much blind optimism after the last ten months or so.
No, they can’t, because they’re only gonna apply it to trans people even when they do have doctors okaying it
I know a lot of folks are against circumcision, but my old boss was 78 and had to be circumcized cuz the sheath lost its elasticity and he couldn’t pee and yea that’s an old person issue but man. I’m just glad they did it when I was too young to remember. He was not a happy camper
Sure, but the same can be said about pretty much anything. If I were to get bone cancer in my left arm, I’d rather have had it amputated when I was a baby than today. Recovery always sucks.
My only regret is that I have boneitis
I know a lot of folks are against circumcision
As far as I know, people are against forced circumcision. It boils down to mutilating someone, usually a kid, preemptively for… reasons. I don’t think anyone care about medically mandated procedure.
Thank you for this information Children’s Penis Expert RFK Jr.
Ngl I thought this was a stroke headline. These are a whole bunch of unrelated topics strung together in a sentence with Elmer’s glue.
No, Elmer’s doesn’t have enough fumes. I think it’s rubber cement they’ve been sniffing
Weapons grade modeling glue that they stopped selling in the 80s.
All those female sexed autistic folks don’t exist.
Well, they don’t have foreskins, do they?
well… (nsfw image warning) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_hood
Well…
nsfw
My wife and I have definitely very much enjoyed the process of me acquiring the intimate familiarity I have with the matching area of her anatomy, but if I started calling that a foreskin my access pass would likely be revoked faster than you can say “and you can kiss goodbye to… wait, no, you canNOT kiss goodbye”
female genital mutilation was practiced in the USA, and thankfully banned, for the same reasons male genital mutilation should be.
If I had boys, there’s no way I would agree to them being circumcised at all, but you need to know that FGM is much, much worse than circumcision. Most circumcised men can perform happily sexually, but need lube to masturbate. Not so women who have endured FGM.
There are 4 main types of FGM:
type 1 (clitoridectomy) – removing part or all of the clitoris
This is the equivalent of removing the glans or dickhead. Its purpose is to remove pleasure from sex.
type 2 (excision) – removing part or all of the clitoris and the inner labia (the lips that surround the vagina), with or without removal of the labia majora (the larger outer lips)
Includes 1
type 3 (infibulation) – narrowing the vaginal opening by creating a seal, formed by cutting and repositioning the labia
This makes sex very painful. There isn’t a deliberate equivalent for men, but men with severe phimosis also experience pain. Phimosis is usually treatable without surgery, and even after surgery (circumcision) sex is pleasurable. Paraphimosis is an urgent medical emergency where the foreskin is trapped behind the glans, cutting off blood supply, but no one is doing phimosis or paraphimosis to people deliberately.
other harmful procedures to the female genitals, including pricking, piercing, cutting, scraping or burning the area
I.e. botched, deliberately or accidentally.
So…
The normal outcome of circumcision, “I wish wanking were easier” isn’t the same as the normal outcome of FGM, “I wish sex wasn’t traumatisingly painful”.
Pretending that circumcision is as bad as, or equivalent to FGM, or even that they’re bad for the same reason, REALLY undermines your case to the point of making you look heartless or ill-informed.
I had actually researched both types of genital mutilation and “corrective” mutilation of intersex folks; and totally agree with what you’re saying. I didn’t mean to justify FGM in any capacity. I can’t speak to the effects of MGM or FGM exactly, but I find the idea of mutilating the genitals of someone unable to consent for aesthetic or “religious” reasons absolutely vile. I wasn’t trying to pick favorites here. I would not want FGM to be legal, even if MGM remained legal; or vise-versa.
Republicans are NOT Anti Semetic! They just think Nazis are OK and that Jewish Traditions (ASIDE from Bombing Refugee Camps and Hospitals) are WRONG!
I’m not antisemitic and I think circumcision is wrong. It’s sexual assault, normalized.
I get the traditional and cultural reasons why it was done, but that time is gone.
I think historically, intersex people would have an operation to assign a single gender. Nowadays, we wait, as it is considered cruel to assume. Why is it different for religion? Why do we have an exception for people who are not medically trained to perform what is essentially an operation.
The only reason it is tolerated and legal and common is due to cultural memory. If some new religion required all children to have their appendix removed preventively, we would not do that.
Hadn’t thought of appendicitis prevention as an Avenue for cultists’ insanity. You may have just written into being some new bs for 2030.
/s
At least they would be removing something pointless, not something like human rights.
fully agreed, but I will note that “corrective” genital mutilation on intersex folks is still very much a thing.
Wow all that blood loss seems to be making his face smaller and smaller
This was my thought as well. Seems like a very thinly veiled antisemitic thing to say.
so…is the autistic foreskin in the room with us?
obviously not, they were cut off. Do you know what a circumcision is?
is that some kind of honorary knight?
I dub thee… Autistic Foreskin.
TIL all Jews are autistic
As a Jewish person, yes
thanks for the tip
So if you take too many Tylenol, you become Autistic and your foreskin drops off. Cool trick Bro! Now do Diphenhydramine.
No no, it’s when you get circumcision and then rub Tylenol on the wound… right?
Pretty sure I developed a brain bleed from that title sentence.
“It’s not dispositive that it causes autism,” Kennedy said. “It’s so suggestive that anybody who takes the stuff during pregnancy is irresponsible.”
Whelp after reading that my head hurts so much I have to go take some Tylenol.
Kellogg gave me and most American men autism I guess
