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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢

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wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢

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    This is on the level of Fahrt jokes and I’m here for it. :3

    – Frost

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    Knowing the German pronunciation makes it not as funny. But seeing “extra dick burgers” at the store still gives me a chuckle.

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    We’re suckin dick 🫵

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      Who is the “we” here?!

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    Haaaaaa. C’mon Deutschland, its a funny phrase. We don’t need a lesson in pronunciation.

    In Estonian, twelve months is kaksteist kuud Sounds like “cocks taste good”.

    We’re all allowed to enjoy the penis humour.

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      That’s the thing though. The sign says something like “we’re sooshan deesh”

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        The phrase is funny when you anglicize the pronunciation. Is this really a comprehension issue?

        BuT tHaTs NoT hOw YoU sAy It~

        Ya… everybody knows. I really didn’t expect the conversation on this joke to be so divided, but I guess the Germans are living up to their reputation for their sense of humour.

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          You are just envious that they have Suchard chocolate in Switzerland.

          • TerdFerguson@lemmy.world
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            ZINGER

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    The Germophiles came en masse to correct the translation. I guess they were “suchen dich”, op.

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      I really lost track of what’s going on in this thread anymore but I give you 1 gold sheckle for a hearty chuckle

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    There is a “20 bucks is 20 bucks” joke in here somewhere

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    What gets me is the potatoes that are advertised as extra big…

    “Extra dick!”

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      Behold: Metten’s “Dicke Sauerländer Bockwurst” (Thick Sauerländer Sausage - Sauerländer is an ambiguous term that means to say the sausage is from the “Sauerland” region, but a person from that region would be referred to as a Sauerländer as well)

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    Oh, this must be so funny when you are monolingual and have no idea how to pronounce German

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    And like most German things, they’re saying it in the most terrifying way possible.

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      When You speak German to a polish person he will respond with “don’t shoot”.

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      I disagree, because them still searching at least means they haven’t found you yet.

      Wir haben dich gefunden 👁️👁️

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    I wanna be suchen big dich too but my wife is not really too much into it.

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      don’t you mean “dicke dich” :p

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  • Deacon@lemmy.world
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    Isn’t it closer to “we are looking for you”?

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      If you take it literally, yes, but it is usually used in a hiring context.

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        Thanks. I wasted a year on Duolingo and got very little idioms, just some supposedly common sayings like das is schnee von gestern, oder es kostet nur einen apfel und ein ei.

        Honestly, ich_iel has done more for my understanding than Duolingo did, but it is still almost nil.

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          I’m still working on my die/ der/ das ‘s

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          Careful, Zangendeutsch is a trap for English speakers. Like, not an intentional one, but you have to check the vocab you pick up there.

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      suchen = to search/look for

      and ch doesn’t make a k sound, not even close.

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        Coming back to this thread, because sometimes it actually is pronounced as a k

        e.g. Fuchs, Lachs, wachsen

        tbf, it usually is not a k, and most importantly it isn’t in this context

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          Yeah, but only in combination with an s, so it’s chs that’s pronounced as ks.

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            oooh good point

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        Aaah, thanks, I had a hard time to figure out what is supposed to be funny here.

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        Unless you’re a Berliner, but then you have to wonder why your baked goods are talking, and why they insist on being called Pfannkuchen instead.

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        I’m fairly certain the German ch sound doesn’t exist in English

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          Made even worse by the fact that depending on the word it can make two different sounds and neither of them exist in English

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          In some areas people pronounce an initial ch as a k, like kina instead china. But apart from that neither of the two actual ch sounds exists in English.

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            Und often enough, ch is pronounced (t)sh, like China, duchess, choose or Apache.

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        Well it is close, though. A velar fricative versus a velar plosive. Both unvoiced.

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            That’s not a valid comparison at all, and it’s not pedantic to point that out no matter how preemptively you claim that it is.

            Bilapial ≠ lapiodental! It’s not that hard to understand.

            The entire similarity between K and the German Ch is based on them both being velar (and unvoiced). You’re crafting a strawman by focusing on the “fricative and plosive” manner while ignoring that the sound is made at the same place.

            S and T are almost a better comparison because they’re both technically alveolar, but that ignores the fact that S has a dental component. Try making a T sound and then an S sound without moving your teeth. It won’t work.

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            That’s like saying F is close to P

            Korean for example doesn’t have an F sound, a lot of loanwords that have an F sound use P instead, France turns into Prangseu and coffee to copy.

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            In Dutch, a T is sometimes pronounced S

            Politie (police) is pronounced polisie for example

            In the word politiek (politics) it remains a T sound

            Democratie -> democrasie

            Etcetera

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              You find that in a lot of european languages, even in English almost everything that ends in -tion is pronounced -shon.

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        and ch doesn’t make a k sound, not even close.

        Go back to school.

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          This is about German, not English

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            It is about English, because the whole joke is how it sounds in English.

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              the statement you replied to was about how ch sounds in german though

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                Yes, such as in the word school .

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                  I see. So it’s kina, dukess, koose and Apake? Gotta have a word with some english teakers, brb.

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          I just so happen to have passed by one of my old schools, what should I do next?

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    Reminds me of Djengis Kahn - Moskau https://youtu.be/rFUloAg1iXk

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      Moskau, Moskau, hahahahaha!

      For more musical goofiness involving Russia, check out Boney M. - Rasputin (also from Germany.)

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        To be fair that song is a Disco cult classic. That bassline goes hard.

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    Must be a case of this superior sense of humor that we Germans famously do not possess.

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      “ch” is sometimes pronounced “k” in some languages, but then it’s quite rare

      After considering the issue for a while, I think people just really really want to see dicks everywhere

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        Happens often in English even if it isn’t the default. Chasm and school for example.

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        people just really really want to see dicks everywhere

        For that, all you need to do is to turn on the TV and watch any news.

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      Enjoy

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    I never knew the Germans were so open about fellation.

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      They’re not, but it’s the wurst kept secret in all of Europe

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        I should have known Germans are all about sausage.

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