• NullPointerException@lemmy.ca
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    7 days ago

    What really gets me in this picture is that they’re not looking at each other and smiling. They’re looking at each other and hating that “his is bigger than mine”. They can’t even enjoy what they have.

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      They can’t even enjoy what they have.

      It’s worse than that. Many do enjoy what they have. They are extremely happy and simply don’t care.

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        Not a single one of them doesn’t strive and debase themselves every single day to get more than what they already have, to add billions to their pile of billions. I don’t think that is evidence of happiness.

        I mean when they attend one of their Epstein parties they are probably happy in the moment of it, but they do seem to be fundamentally unsatisfied creatures overall.

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          Not a single one of them doesn’t strive and debase themselves every single day to get more than what they already have,

          People like to think that because it makes them feel better about not being rich. But many billionaires are very happy.

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      Bold of you to assume that any of “them” are actually “there” to see each other. The people that own these are “too busy” to sail there and then out. These ships are manned by staff who bring them here and then wait for the .01% to fly in, spend a few hours and then fly out.

      Even better, is that I am willing to bet that more than a few are there to hold their positions, so they don’t get pushed back next year, but won’t be there this year at all. In fact I guarantee that at least a few are there to piss off someone else who is farther away, but can’t get closer because the other ship is there.

      I mean let’s be serious, do you really think that the type of person who spends this kind of money on something is going to sleep somewhere that someone in a speed boat could get close enough to cause noise or even a minor bobbing of the ship any time of day, much less in the middle of the night?

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        6 days ago

        Its a fair assumption that “they” are all “there”. As “there” is Monte Carlo, and “then” is the Monaco Grand Prix.

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      That’s how they get stuck in the money game. They are incapable of being happy or content. They exist to serve The Hunger

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      If you’re referring to the direction each boat is facing, this is just because they are anchored and there is wind and current in the water. If you watch a time lapse of boats parked in a bay, you will see they all eerily move synchronously over time.

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    Yeah, but did Mary Antoin-ette have a stroke on live television after eating cake in a newly constructed ballroom!!?!?

    You know nothing about good storytelling.

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      Clears throat

      We gather here today on the 250th anniversary of “Cakeday”

      …As some of you may have read in the history pads, “cake day” was a day on which signaled the end of “The Trumpish Cuckholding of The Empty Minds & Weak Voiced”.

      It was the day a piece of human shit choked on cake/ a day of remorse for Karen & Kid Rock.

      The following days were brutal. Lots of slack-jawed pound folks riding on lawnmowers with commemorative plates & cups & flags. xxxl T-shirts were sold in record numbers. The water smelled like cholesterol.

      Somehow, the brass lamp remained.

      My brass lamp.

      A lamp full of stories.

      For more, please throw coin on ground.

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    7 days ago

    It’s not even, “let them eat cake,” it’s “I have my delicious cake, those peasants can starve.”

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      It’s not even that. It’s “I have so much cake that I can literally never eat it all, even if I live ten thousand years. I need more and those peasants are keeping me from it”

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        “Say, this gives me an idea. I’m gonna share some cake with science hippies to see if they make me live 100 thousand years. THEN I can have all my cake.”

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      7 days ago

      according to the Wikipedia page, only 13 problems could be solved.

      A total of 13[35] heavyweight torpedoes of type DM2A4 Seehecht can be carried.

      Unfortunately I see a lot more boats than that.

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        6 days ago

        How about a Class VII C u-boat? It has torpedos in five tubes, a 8,8cm deck gun and a 3,7cm aa gun.

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      Probably easier to just use a small fleet of torpedo speed boats since its way cheaper and esch one can carry 4 torps.

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      As a sailor, it bugs me when I hear this sentiment. Orcas can’t do anything to mega-yachts. The billiionaires are completely unaffected. The boats that they attack and damage are the sailboats in the 35 to 50-foot range, that is, the kind of boats that I might be able to buy, if I were motivated enough. (Like, $200,000, rather than $250,000,000.)

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        If you have 200k to spend on a boat that isn’t your livelihood, that’s nice, but I need you to stand up against this wall for a moment

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          6 days ago

          How about you save your bullets for the actual, child eating billionaires instead of some guy who is just kinda well off, huh?

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            On a global scale, anyone dropping 200k on a pleasure boat, lets assume they have a net wealth of at least 1 million (insane to spend 1/5th of your wealth on a toy but anyway…), is in the top 0.1%. It’s not “kind of well off”.

            Even possessing 200k dollars puts you in the top 5%.

            People don’t understand numbers and that’s ok. You let one lunatic have a trillion and now you’re excusing the 0.1% as “kind of well off”.

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              A lot people can earn a million dollars by scrimping and saving for years. This includes many everyday working people who happen to make a decent salary. A billionaire only gets there by exploitation and taking advantage of others, you can’t save up a billion dollars by having a good job and being thrifty. If somebody works a job for 30 years, saves, and then wants to buy a boat to retire on then good for him. They are not the enemy.

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                I’ve just explained to you that in the unrealistic circumstances that someone with 1,000,000 buys a boat for 200,000, that puts them in the top 0.1% of global wealth. Again, what part of that says “everyday worker” to you?

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                Someone who owns $1 million is maybe like 5 years away from complete bankruptcy if they drop $200k to purchase a boat.

                There is a reason people say that boats are “a hole in the water to throw your money into”. They cost a literal fortune to maintain.

                Nobody with “just” $1 million can afford to buy and maintain a $200,000 boat.

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                  You can if the boat is also your home. That’s what I meant when I said I could buy one if I were really motivated.

                  But yeah, you’re right, anybody with $1 million who buys a $200,000 boat as a toy is bad with money.

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              And this is ignoring the fact that boats cost an absolute fortune to maintain. That $200k is just the beginning.

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          You do know that the working poor and a neurosurgeon are much, much closer in terms of money than a neurosurgeon and a billionaire, right? The neurosurgeon that I know is fabulously well-off, but his net worth is a rounding error compared to a the 0.01%.

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            Define “fabulously well off” and explain why they deserve that and someone who works twice as many hours to feed twice as many people does not?

            You need “just” 30 million dollars to be in the global 0.01% BTW. Not a rounding error. Again, you’ve let the fact America has created a few actual supervillains get in the way of recognising where actual inequality begins.

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              Thirty million is a rounding error for a billionaire. Anyway, good luck effecting change by making an enemy of everybody.

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                You don’t get it. We have billionaires - trillionaires - because we allowed millionaires to happen.

                Both are problems. One is the direct result of the other though.

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          As my dad who grew up sailing says, “a boat is a hole in the water that you throw money into.”

          There’s nothing you can do to them that’s worse than they’re already doing to themselves by owning a boat.

          Besides, they’re talking about the kind of boat that you’d see in every harbor all over the world, not some monument to greed:

          It’s no 15 foot Boston Whaler, but there’s hundreds of boats that size in every harbor and marina you can think of.

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            Yes, and they cost a shit ton of money to own. Most of the people who own those boats literally own multiple houses.

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      Orcas wouldn’t do anything to those yachts… If they went swimming / fell overboard then yeah.

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    Can you imagine how painful it must be to own the blue superyacht on the left, and see that megayacht right next to you?
    Can you really blame anyone for firing another 1000 employees to free up liquidity for an upgrade?

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    In today’s world, if the billionaires said “let them have canoes”, we’d probably thank them for the canoes