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Darkard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Who does Temu think I am?

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Who does Temu think I am?

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Darkard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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    Aliexpress shows me condoms when I search for 3d printer electronics, mcus and obd diagnostics… Why? Who even buys them from aliexpress? Would anyone even trust a condom from aliexpress???

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      wtf man

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    what is that red thing in the upper-left? It looks completely alien to me

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      Silicone cover for the part of a VR headset that touches your face. Makes it a bit more comfortable. I think this one is for a Quest.

      e: I have one, it’s this:

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        Wow. Not the part of the body I expected it to go over.

      • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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        just casually has the exact model lmao

        • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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          I didn’t get it on temu, and it’s not exactly the same. They’re all the same basic design because they have to be to work, and I happen to have a red one. They come in all colours.

          Weird.

          e: just for some more proof I’m not a bot:

          Uh, buy my book! XD

      • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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        Why does this turn me on

        • MathiasTCK@lemmy.world
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          May the machine god guide you to better understanding and watch over the functioning of your machine

      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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        Holy crap! Temu has been shoving that at me forever and I’ve been afraid to click on it thinking it was some kinda weird sex thing

        • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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          It is pretty yonnic, to be completely fair.

        • Cort@lemmy.world
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          It being for VR headsets doesn’t mean it’s not for kinky sex stuff

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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        So I definitely though they were trying to sell a thigh master ripping off Susan Summers or whoever that was lol

      • kakler bitmap@lemmy.world
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        Here I thought it was a knockoff Thighmaster

        • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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          I just said that same thing and realized you were a whole day ahead of me… Susan Summers must have done a great job at marketing that thigh master lol

        • you_are_dust@lemmy.world
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          That’s exactly what I thought it was too.

      • homes@piefed.world
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        Fascinating

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      Thought it was some kind of sex toy.

    • Robin@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Silicone VR headset face cover

    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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      I also want to know, unfortunately

      • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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        Granted, check the replies.

        Now the final wish is done, a sub sandwich for wish two, and Biden withdrew and isn’t president as number one.

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    Do some self reflection and embrace your true self. Advertisers know you better than you do!

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  • DeLancre@piefed.social
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    Not gonna lie, ads there pretty funny.

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      51% off femboys??

      • DeLancre@piefed.social
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        Well, it just looks at your buying history and suggests ads based on that. My history is like, 50/50 IT and femboy stuff: starting from socks\dresses\dragon dildos and ending with eGPU dock stations, dummy HDMI plugs, spare parts, instruments, etc.

        I’m stupid, you meant 51% discount on first ad. If only, it just shitty dress. And photo model most certainly a real girl. :c

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    Had to double check if this was not a violet post

  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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    How did she get what? I need to know!

    • Trex202@lemmy.world
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      SOMETIME I LOOK AT My GRANDMA HOW DID SHE GET SO LUCKY TO HAVE ΜΕ?

      From a description

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        Lol thank you!

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    Report these to Google. Over and over again. The weird AI thirst bait ads they run are insane.

    • KingOfSuede@lemmy.world
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      weird AI thirst bait

      you know it

  • Arcden@lemmy.zip
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    Sounds like something a kinky grandma would say

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    Yes!

  • Codilingus@piefed.social
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    A VR gooner, obviously!

  • Štěpán@lemmy.cafe
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    the point of these bizarre ads is to make you share them on the internet, or with your friends. it seems to work

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    A sucker for having ads?

  • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world
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    An egg?

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