That plumbing don’t look right to me
“Now, I’ll just connect the toilet to the sewer line using this 4 inch vinyl exhaust hose and some duct tape. That oughta hold.”
The best part is, the artist could have walked to their nearest bathroom to notice toilets go down through the floor, but they decided, nah let’s elephant trunk this shit, that’s gotta be how it works.
That’s a high-powered vacuum designed to suck even the largest of shits right out of your colon.
Lot of potential South Park references in this thread.
The Couric load is massive.
It’s for his elephant dong
“I don’t have to flush, I just stick it right in there, all the way to the hilt.”
I am become poop knife, destroyer of swirls
The flexi-tube is certainly a… choice… by the artist, but it’s just a back-outlet or rear-discharge toilet.
spoiler
Wild
There’s no pee-trap.
You don’t get partial credits for sitting on the toilet. You have to take your pants off before.
Pants are of no concern, when you are QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE N-TH DIMENSION
Shroedinger’s Scat
I always forget that step :(
Using a flexible dryer tube for a toilet drain is… I’m gonna go with ill-advised.
They both look so furious.
Willing your pants away takes concentration.
He is mad because his toilet is hooked up to a dryer vent and she’s furious because, for some reason, her toilet uses electricity instead of water. Both sound like smelly affairs.
And both shit their pants and are wondering why it isn’t in the toilet.
How else do you force it out at quick as possible? Takes concentration. You need to close your mouth and push out with your poo muscles while simultaneously trying to force air out of your closed mouth. As illustrated this advanced shitting can make your entire face turn very red, then get super pale. It’s because all of the toxins are leaving with the poo.
Your first few times you’ll start to feel light headed, perhaps very light headed. Just keep your mouth closed and keep pushing as hard as you can. That’s the feeling of the toxins being pulled from your blood and organs. It’s very healthy.
Pretty sure my step son used this tutorial, he passed out on the toilet once.
Glad to hear he’s trying to keep up with the latest medical advances in shitting. ^^
aneurysm speedrun any %
You misspelled it, the brochure I got says it’s called “Analeurysm”, and is the certified medical practice of releasing all the toxins your body otherwise pulls from the air through osmosis and accumulates for no real reason through your anus.
I heard about from the health blogger who sells me snake oil wellness shakes. To be honest, I was a bit skeptical at first, but I asked my Chiropractor when I took my 6 week old infant child in for the adjustment of the newborn, soft, still malleable and forming bones in his back that he’d told me the week before all babies need so they don’t develop crickets and he assured me that Analeurysm is 100% legit and even hooked me up with the brochure at a discount.
I try to always follow the latest medical science, and Chiropractors are legally allowed to call themselves doctors, so we can all be sure they know their medical science and are all straight shooters who can be trusted al your infant’s spine, the latest breakthroughs in shitting, and all of our money. 👍
He knew.
Incorrect, as you are more vulnerable when going to the toilet and should position yourself for optimal position to retaliate in case a ninja/pirate/swat bursts into your bathroom.
🚽😅
“you are more valuable when going to the toilet” is the most mysterious thing I’ve read all week.
Why? To whom? What specifically about the toilet? Does my value also increase at urinals? What about if I shit in the woods?
So many questions.
Pretty sure ‘vulnerable’ was intended.
Autocorrect strikes again
Also you’re not supposed to pull down your pants.
Shit hard enough to have it seep through the pants. That’s how you make sure it goes in one flush.
After you’re done, flush the pants. And yourself.
Hahaha look at this dummy who doesn’t cut a shit hole in his pants!
Well, I sit on the toilet like in the picture and proceed to shit my pants like it’s supposed to be done. No poop hole needed sir!
Why is that toilet hooked up to a dryer vent?
Twist the flush handle like it’s the throttle on a motorcycle and pretend the sound of rushing water is the growl of your bike’s engine.
Side-saddle gang.
I don’t know if I was a small kid or potty trained early, but I distinctly remember having to sit sideways until my parents got an adapter seat, because my (likely malnourished) skinny ass would wind up in the water if I sat straight on.
I was at least tomorrow years old.
We’ve all tried it at least once
I have not but I’m willing to give it a shot.
Edit: used the bidet attachment to wash my balls
10/10
Once? I sit like this regularly! It’s sooooo nice
This is how I was potty trained. I did not know that until one day I came home and my mom had my son sitting backwards. She said it helps little kids not fall in. Look at me putting toilet seat adapters in the bathroom like a fool!
That’s where all the poopoo and peepeo dust is. Best to not make eye contact.
