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CaffeineTwo@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Today is my 25th birthday

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Today is my 25th birthday

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CaffeineTwo@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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    …ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?

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      Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.

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        So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!

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      Oh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad

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      I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.

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        What about the right one?

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          The right one is bigger so it’s more valuable

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            and now I just read up all about deez nuts

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          Maybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?

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      cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.

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