" I got the message hon…WE’RE GOING BOWLING TONIGHT!"
OH BOY I’ve been shinin’ my ball for this very occasion!
Aw crap, I just commented with a very weak sauce version of this. You win this round, my friend, you win this round.
We are going bowling? Awesome!
that was my first thought too
Well then more vanilla for me (scoops the middle out)
Does she wanna go bowling?
She doesn’t want the vanilla.
Dat golden key
thats the vanilla
The peehole.
"A couple of days prior, my two young boys caught
the prickliest of the itchies
after playing with a pile of pink insulation in the barn.
Would you believe on the same day, my daughter fell into the manure pile.
I had two in the pink and one in the stink."
-Noah Dyck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAtlVX1Z5t4
One of the best bits they had on that show.
Damn I miss that show.
Noah had the best sausage parties, he could not wait to get his hot meat into your mouth.
For ye haven’t truly lived until you’ve had Dyck meat in your mouth
We Dycks occasionally slip out…
… love some ice cream, thanks.
Ice cream is lovely during consumption, but after, my teeth feel sticky and I often have acid reflux. I’m sure I’ll partake again, but right now I wish - on behalf of my future self - that I wouldn’t.
Have you tried sorbet or a vegan ice cream? The cashew based ones are really good and might help if it’s related to a milk sensitivity
I love sorbet, but I suspected that if I brought it up I’d be lambasted.
I don’t think I’ve ever encountered vegan ice cream.
One ice cream place had bunch of awesome vegan variants, so I can confirm that they are definitely worth trying!
Unrelated, but a different place once had Gin-Tonic ice. To this day I can’t get the flavor out of my head, it was so good. But how tf do you make that :|
I don’t know, but if you can make fried ice cream you can probably make ice cream alcohol.
Those guys were probably actual magicians, cause I tried their Currywurst ice cream: delicious. Döner: really good. Even fucking Gorgonzola was amazing, and that should not be possible!
“Honey, were you trying to use the ice cream as a bowling ball again?”
it slides so much better
Oh man, that does not register as food to my brain, from all the food dyes. If the packaging wasn’t there, you could’ve told me this is a cleaning sponge and I might’ve believed you…
Most likely the only dye is beetroot extract for the pink. The others are coloured by the vanilla and cocoa for their respective flavours.
Of course it would depend on the brand, just going by what is common here.
We don’t need to guess, you appear to be right:
I said most likely because I don’t know the ingredients on that exact tub, just went with what I can buy here.
Tara Gum… I dated her in college.
may be the lighting, but the vanilla looks waaaay too yellow
butterscotch mayhaps
French vanilla…they pisse in it.
you’re sadly talking about america, so I have my doubts.
Shocking.
At least she didn’t ask for a Minivan (2 in the front, 5 in the back)
2 in the pink?
And one in the stink
Shocking, I know.
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
im guessing the vanilla would represent the “seed”
or vanilla being untouched meaning not wanting it vanilla (of sex, vanilla means not kinky)
Taint neglect
I’m stupid please someone explain.
2 in the pinky 1 in the stinky
Shouldn’t have asked.
She wants to go 10-pin bowling.
