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It’s 2026, lear your damn lesson
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Thanks it killed my urges I had since its NNN.
NNN is for twelve year olds, the rest of us know better when it comes to prostate health
Ok.
@Themosthighstrange is right. Men who have over 21 ejaculations per month have significantly lower risk of prostate cancer than lower frequency ejaculators. NNN is profoundly bad for your reproductive health. Don’t do it.
I’m on nofap over 2 years, I don’t think its bad. Imagine thinking wanking off 90% of the month is healthy.
(Actually, it’s 70%.)
Dude, it’s not what I think, it’s what academic research has found.
Prorate cancer is unlikely to occur until later in life, but you draw it nearer with your NNN insanity.
You won’t know until it’s too late and you can never know whether an individual event or month of non events will have made a difference, because it’s a statistical fact rather than a mathematical fact.
We don’t know whether it’s cause or effect, but I wouldn’t be prepared to risk it just because some witless idiots on the internet told me I was doing a good job of not getting any satisfaction.
https://www.harvardhealth.org/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer
I’m already waiting for death so not a problem. Also I’m stupid and masochist.

OP I want you to know that if it was within my power to punish you for posting this I would.
This should only be done in emergencies.

OP, never delete this.
I once saw a mother do this to her stuffy-nosed baby and hork the snot onto the ground. Then carried on with her day like it was nothing.
Know my trauma, children.
Easiest and safest way to do I it. That baby is exclusively mommy juice from blastocyst up until soft cereals. She was horking her own snot.
You’re a little prissy for a walking swamp with gassy meat flaps.
Apparently I stuck a toy up my nostril as a small child and the ED doctor told my father to hold the other nostril closed and give me a resuscitation style puff of air by mouth. Apparently the toy splattered onto his cheek and stuck to it with my snot. Better than sedation / surgery on a toddler I suppose.
That is a great story.
If you like my storytelling that much I’ve also got some lovely artisanal D&D/FR/BG3-flavored tentacle smut (lol I’m +30k words in and haven’t actually gotten to the smut yet). I finished the last three chapters just as the archive went down and am SO salty about it.
Well, I have to admit, there was as much surprise for me in your reply as there was in your original comment!
I absolutely did not expect that.


dude what the fuck, I was just trying to enjoy my night
Yea dude wtf, I was just trying to enjoy his night as well
Yeah, I was enjoying their night watching them through the window.





Its okay to have your kinks, but we dont need to know everything.












