Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

    • prole@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      11 months ago

      True. If only the was more than one story from his life between being a child, and being in his 30s… Oh well I guess we’ll just have to assume he lived as a monk and denied himself of anything pleasurable 🙄

      Though I recently learned that there is a book about it, it’s just that it wasn’t chosen to be “canonical,” and therefore means you can ignore it completely? Curiously, Jesus does some really fucked up things in that book, including showing off his powers, and killing people just to bring them back to life. The Infancy Gospel of Thomas is the book btw.

      Who gets to decide that book isn’t true but the rest are?

        • prole@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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          11 months ago

          When were Matthew, Mark, Luke and John written?

          Here, let me save you a quick Google:

          The Gospel of Mark probably dates from c. AD 66–70, Matthew and Luke around AD 85–90, and John AD 90–110. Despite the traditional ascriptions, all four are anonymous and most scholars agree that none were written by eyewitnesses.

          Oh look at that.

          after Jesus had already left Earth

          Lol ok bud. Whatever delusion makes you happy.

            • prole@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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              11 months ago

              Imagine using such a piss poor method of finding truth for literally anything in your life besides religion.

              Would you consider me delusional if I told you that I have an invisible dragon in my garage, and that he’s died several times, and has returned to Earth after each time?

                • prole@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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                  11 months ago

                  I’m glad you asked!

                  Come on by my garage, the dragon’s right there. Though I guess I did forget to mention that he’s invisible.

                  (In case you weren’t aware, I’m referencing a famous Carl Sagan essay/short story from his book “The Demon-Haunted World - Science as a Candle in the Dark” and obviously he did a much better job laying it out than I ever could. Here is the text of the essay plus explanation: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/The_Dragon_in_My_Garage. By the way, incredible book that should be required reading for every adult human on the planet.)

                  Here is the conclusion of the essay where he does a pretty good job explaining what the point of it was:

                  Now, what’s the difference between an invisible, incorporeal, floating dragon who spits heatless fire and no dragon at all? If there’s no way to disprove my contention, no conceivable experiment that would count against it, what does it mean to say that my dragon exists? Your inability to invalidate my hypothesis is not at all the same thing as proving it true. Claims that cannot be tested, assertions immune to disproof are veridically worthless, whatever value they may have in inspiring us or in exciting our sense of wonder. What I’m asking you to do comes down to believing, in the absence of evidence, on my say-so.