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- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something’s going in my ass
No I would not
Either way I’m getting fucked hard
Where’s that comic about “suddenly, you become your fursona” and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That’s extremely relevant here
OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?
I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.
I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
I’m so sorry that happened to you
That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.
It helped me get a real live wife.
No, that you’re a 38 year old man
Is your wife not your waifu? Does your wife know you arnt actually married?
So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.
the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance
The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
It’s a yes or no question bud
fuck you
If I pressed the button you would
Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can’t lose!
Genius!
If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?
That was my first thought!
If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.
Worth it.
50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu
“Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!”
Joke’s on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls
