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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Best stay away from that guy

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Best stay away from that guy

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/55097036

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  • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world
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    Hmm… I thought 8 arrows would’ve filled up the octet. Maybe I missed something in my education.

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    I think ‘that guy’ is phenomenally successful due to the weird and wildly superficial dating world tech has created.

    I’m quite fortunate as I met my wife before the apps had taken over. Other than being reasonably tall and having a pulse, I am far from being that handsome dude.

    But I did ok as I was brought up around women and have always used humour as a crutch since I was a kid, which I found women were responsive to when I grew up.

    I doubt I’d have attracted any attention in the online dating world with my beer belly and average face.

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    Gigachads like Elon Musk attract all the ladies. They all want to kill him with arrows…

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    no, the low quality arrow attraction field just has a maximum capacy of 9. i just sticked with arrow 9 instead of getting the costly upgrade to the next level.

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    8 days ago

    the guy:

    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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      Boromir would have attracted every arrow

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      He could steal my purity ring any day

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    8 days ago

    I used to be like that guy till I took an arrow to the knee.

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      Bet your chest was happy

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    Don’t hate him, he just knows how to draw aggro.

    • Siethron@lemmy.world
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      I knew I shouldn’t have let him cast sunder twice!

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    When you’re tank drawing aggro and your healer still got chased by mob

    • trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world
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      Best description. I wish they taught me like that at school

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    Literally Kaladin Stormblessed

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      You mean tall, right?

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        Of course not, arrows are too scared to go after Taln

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          I didn’t even see your username, you’re all in. Love it.

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        I’m 5’8" and I’ve knocked it out the park with women. Weirdly, maybe did better when I was young and totally broke.

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          I definitely did better in my late teens and early 20s when I was broke compared to my late 20s with money, where I only landed a gold digger. Will see how it goes in my 30s as broke again, think I’ll have to start off losing some weight though. In freedom units, stress has put me at about 300 lbs of eastern European bear at 5’10". Back when that number was 220, I used to do single handed push ups and could do about 20-30 pull ups easily, which I think should roughly give an idea of my body type back then: never fit or thin, but rather, visibly strong. “Built like a brick shithouse” is a term that has actually been used to describe me.

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    Incel logic be like

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    shouldn’t the bottom label be next to the woman? she is the one outside the attraction field, the guy might as well be within it

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      There is no arrow from the bottom guy to the upper guy, so…

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        The bottom guy is typically the one receiving the arrow.

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    !antimeme@sopuli.xyz

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    But don’t stay TOO far away, otherwise you can still be a victim of arrows. There is in ideal distance to THAT GUY to minimize your arrow related risks.

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    Rip, lol

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    Needs to be injective and surjective

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