Satire is dead this was 10 years ago…
Auto-shitpost is a frequently requested feature!!
What problem does this app solve?
I think it’s useful for people with Crohn’s and IBS so that they can track their BMs for health reasons.
These people have…followers?
What did you eat to get such consistency?
I’d love one.
Not for social media, but in general .
Monkeys have achieved the impossible.
As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.
Nobody has pointed out yet that this was posted to the community “lemmy shit post?” I’m a bit disappointed. 😂
I remember a subreddit that was only people posting pictures of their own poops.
It always felt like it belonged there
The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.
The obvious reason is they’ve had enough of your shit.
Pretty crazy how many apps can just be a spreadsheet and somehow end up monetized because for some reason the spreadsheet needs to be on the cloud.
What if you lose your history of poop data? How did people live before knowing every time they pooped
We used to keep diaries like civilized people.
and call our families midst particularly draining ones
It’s why the fancy hotels had phones next to the toilet
also the original purpose of the cameraphone (to document and gps tag notable poops)
Papa does. He promised me I’d inherit them along with grandpa’s old log books.
Hehehe … Log books
Aye but how much did you need to spend on billboards to share that information with the world?
You mean writing on paper? Like cave people?
Needs absolute anonymity like the internet circa 2000. Remember ratemypoo.com?
Edit: How’s this instead?
I remember ratemypoo.com being open on like half the monitors in my high school computer drafting class
Do not shit in the air like a god
Are there any other ways?
Maybe drop the embed…
Solid suggestion, I got four downvotes with the picture of the gigantic log, and 25 upvotes after editing lol
Democracy is a failed system
In the USA, we typically call this the Flying Shits.
Butt whatever goes up, must come down…
“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”
“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”
Question: Can you share your poop’s journey over international waters?
Edit: This is a word salad that I never thought I’d type in my life, but here we are…
😂🤣💩
Playing the game “the binding of Isaac” in coop frequently makes you say things like that. Like “wait, no. Let me get cancer. You got the cat’s dead body last” or “hold on, I want to break all the poop before we leave”
I’m a fuckin weirdo I’d love to send my shit stats to my friends
The app is called Happy Poop if you are really into that.
Thanks! I’m a bit sad it does menstruation since that is dangerous in America these days, but you can turn it off!
