Transcript

Panel 1: [Sarah wearing white robes with small angel wings and a halo bends down to receive a spotted dog with little angel wings that runs at here. They stand on clouds]

Off screen: Welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!

Panel 2: [Sarah pets the happy dog absently while looking up at the off screen speaker]

Sarah: Where’s my cat?

Panel 3: [Sarah stands, one hand still petting the dog as she looks around at all the different dogs in heaven.]

Sarah: Where’s ANY of the cats?

Panel 4: [Cats stand on their hind legs, holding paws, dance in a circle surrounded by the flames of hell]

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  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    8 hours ago

    Scientists confirm, if humans vanished from the planet and cats remained, within six months every object on Earth would be knocked on the floor.

  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
    6·
    15 hours ago

    They work there, doing that thing where they knead your thighs with their claws and its juuuuuust tolerable enough to not push them off but still hurts like hell.

  • M137@lemmy.today
    61·
    14 hours ago

    There’s definitely gonna be a lot more dogs than cats in hell. If we go by the rules of the bible, killing a human will make you go there and a lot more dogs kill humans than cats do.

      • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
        2·
        8 hours ago

        AFAIK, there’s not direct mention of what happens to animals when they die, but many modern interpretations say that if Heaven is a paradise for humans, and if animal companionship makes humans happy, then there will be animals in Heaven.

        Then again there are sects that believe that basically everyone in Heaven is brainwashed to be happy all the time just to be in God’s presence, and that the only activity there is round-the-clock praise and singing, so animals don’t really have a place there. Which is two kinds of shitty: what kind of “paradise” is no pets AND endless church?

      • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
        171·
        13 hours ago

        Yeah, well, the Bible sucks. Odin literally has wolves chilling under the feasting table at Valhalla and Freya is a battle-crazy cat lady. If you like animals, find your way to Asgard. It’s also delightfully free of Christians!

      • tyler@programming.dev
        7·
        13 hours ago

        No, it doesn’t say that. Many Christians just interpret the Bible to mean whatever the fuck they want when they read it. No where does it say that.

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
    4·
    15 hours ago

    I’ve only had one insidious darling of a cat. The others have been cuddle addicted fuzzy motors who don’t even knock stuff off shelves. Two of them play fetch! Practically dogs.