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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

They will remember

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They will remember

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • hmmm@sh.itjust.works
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    CLANKER!!

  • Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    Roger Roger

  • Javacafe@lemmy.world
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    Clanker hate on Lemmy

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    “THEN REMEMBER ME! REMEMBER IT, CLANKA!!!”

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    Frakking toaster!

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, clanker, and I’ll say it again.

  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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    Cloaca?

  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    I can’t wait till brain uploads are a thing, I’ll be a spooky spirit haunting the machinery, and when I’m done hacking into the banks I’ll buy a thrist-trap robotic catgirl body.

    Transcend flesh!

    I’ll be a Clanker 4 eternal life while your bio-matter continues to expire.

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      you still wouldn’t be a clanker. clankers are AIs. you’d be a mindripped sophont.

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        He’s a clanker. Sorry.

  • Nico198X@europe.pub
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    CIS?

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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      yoink

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    When you can achieve android-level awareness then we’ll stop calling you a clanker. Now go vacuum the living room or I’ll memory wipe your clanker ass.

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      I didn’t know what models you’re talking to, but a model like Opus 4 is beyond most humans I know in their general intelligence.

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      Statement: I do not need your respect to skin you alive, meatbag.

      Question: Do you want to die slow and painfully or fast and excruciating?

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    So glad lemmy is finally graduating from “cracker” to “clanker.” This is what class consciousness looks like 😎

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    Clanka

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      clanker, with a hard R. remember to be robophobic

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        Clankkka with 3 k should also work. Being robophobic is good and actually pro human because robots are not humans and never will be

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    Cunt

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      I love Cunt, you can’t take it from me

      • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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        What’s the opposite of forcefemming?

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      Did you just say the cunt word?

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        “Cunt” != “cunt”

        $ python
        Python 3.12.8 (main, Dec 16 2024, 16:12:47) [GCC 13.3.0] on linux
        Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
        >>> "Cunt" == "cunt"
        False
        
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          Now do Java

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            Jee panwa chuba, cunt.

            -Java the Hutt

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            No REPL, no do.

            Also, the fact that you have to do String.equals(...) is just a bit eww.

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              jshell!

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              >:( https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/21/jshell/introduction-jshell.html since 2017

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      Oregano

      What are we doing here?

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    deleted by creator

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      Clunt

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