You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
I like G. I’ve always wanted to be a deep sea creature.
K - might as well guarantee a first world country.
It’s not guaranteed you’ll be a Kiwi.
Do you have something against Australia, lol?
Nah. Those cunts know a joke when they see it.
They have sex with sheep over there I seen em with my own eyes.
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Is this loss?
Beat meat to it!
Edit,
I uploaded the completely wrong photo haha
Holy shit that’s a sneaky one
FUCK
I can’t tell if everyone else got whooshed, or if we’re getting whooshed.
This thread caused me to look up WTF y’all were talking about, and yeah… It does look like it’s a whoosh. But I suspect a lot of people are like me and had no idea what loss.jpg is and have never seen it before.
I was also wanderying that nobody commented it yet…
Still an interesting choice to make
If you don’t choose K, it’s your loss
K
Only non terror option
Australia is absolutely a terror state
Compared Mexico, middle east or northern Africa?
More so
K is honestly the only truly safe option.
An Australian man eating spider wrote this post.
Yes, just watch out for the snakes and spiders. Luckily the saltwater crocs are only in northern Australia!
Blub blub
K is the only area you’re guaranteed to be born into a first world country, therefore giving you better passport privilege to move where you want to go if you don’t like it.
Yeah but you might be born as an aboriginal tribe member, which the Australian government isn’t exactly the nicest towards.
Is the birth rate higher in tribes than in the cities?
Right now you get financially looked after by the government haha. It’s your family you’d be wanting to move away from if you’re born in a remote community
Monkey paw, you get born as a fish, and spawn-captured/killed immediately.
God damn spawn campers
Bears should get more shit than they do for their shitty tactics.
I hate bugs more than third world countries
Hate to break it to you, but third world countries have bugs too.
Are there second world countries? I never hear about them. Is there a master list?
The old division was nato/capitalist block was first world, soviet/communist block was second world and everything else was third world.
The soviet union may be gone, but a lot of the countries that used to be a part of it are still at the same relative standard of living between the developed west and the underdeveloped global south, so could be considered “second world”. The biggest example is, of course, russia; yeah, not the best standard of living but a lot better than what a lot of the world is getting.
I know that’s now generally accepted, but when I was young it was Old World (Yurp, Russia etc) and New World (US, Canada, Australia etc). But the poorer former colonies, the developing nations, didn’t fit either, so they were called the Third World.
Yes, the soviet bloc.
K gives you about a 60% chance of being born in the ocean.
Reread the rules OP posted
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I don’t know… it looks like 60% ocean to me…I don’t want to be born in the middle of the ocean.
That would be impossible based on the rules.
K seems like the “safest” option.
Flying venomous poisonous 48-legged spider-roo might change your opinion.
No one said anything about having to stay there, and Australia-only at least basically guarantees the option, unlike let’s say many African countries.
They seem to do fine in spite of it, honestly. And no large predators of any kind.
They
Flying venomous poisonous 48-legged spider-roos? Yeah, they feel fine…
:)
There’s not a lot* of dangerous critters in that part of Australia, most of them live further north.
Living in a country with flying venomous poisonous 48-legged spider-roos sounds better than being trans and living in a transphobic country
Can confirm. I’m trans and I’m from Florida.
Besides, Florida already has invasive 48-legged spider-roos. They’re still not as bad as Florida Man.
No mass shootings though
Thank you gun control!
Indigenous Australians have been living there forfuckingever and they’ve done fine. Please stop parroting colonialist propaganda.
Congratulations, you do not exist (New Zealand is a lie created by Big Map to sell more ink).
Pros: Australia is a safe bet
Cons: Highest probability of experiencing Loss
tasmania probably, anything on the coast but not in the middle because of the outback, the north is mostly rainforests.
Yeah but which part left, right or middle?
People around here seem so scared of south america. It’s mostly a nice place to live.
The levels of inequality are like nothing in the developed world, and you’re probably not going to be one of the rich people.
Maybe you can be safe, but you’re gong to have limited opportunity. Same story as part E really.
LOL
most informed canadian
K is clearly the best, but E is underrated. Some highly developed countries there, just have to hope you won’t get Myanmar.
Singapore and what else? That’s not the happening part of China, even.
Singapore isn’t in there… though admittedly I thought Hong Kong, Guangzhou, Shenzen and Wuhan were in there which I think might not be.
Still, it definitely has Chongqing, Chengdu, Kunming, Xi’an and Lanzhou, which are arguably still very much part of the ‘happening part’ of China :)
Ah shit, you’re right, it’s south of Malaysia. Honestly my geography in that area is sketchy, despite my personal connections.
I do know generally development started in the eastern China. Some of those cities are huge, but that only means so much. The ones in the south are probably nicer, just by reputation. And, of course, the “autonomous regions” are varying levels of nightmare.
Cambodia isnt great either. With B, you can always move to a decent part of Mexico.
Clearly G, so that I die instantly while not beeing able to cognitivly know what’s happening, so I don’t see this dumb timeline of humanity.
I think French Polynesia is in G, not the worst option.
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Imma go with K.
I’m at a loss.
H pa’ los vi’os
G. Just drop me in the ocean man I want out
You were born a tuna! Yay!
I’d take it.
Congratulations, you now live on Moruroa.
It might be a decent option, I guess. Island countries aren’t rich but they have some advantages in other areas. Personally knowing the president sounds cool.
What the fuck is with this gerrymandered map?
Loss
motherFUCK
Ho Ly Shit. Alright. This just feels good. So many years have passed, and we’re still suffering loss. I love it.
This is the new map of Earth after Alien Imperialists Colonize us
It’s either good or bad. You can choose the rough area, but that area covers good and bad places. Like that American rectangle: are you in a Canadian village in the middle of nowhere, central USA or the Mexico City slums?
