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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Operation enduring algae

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    Fucking DC antifa. Blowing their budget on swanky storage units.

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    Looks like they found a stash of Buzzballs…

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    Oh god. They foiled another ANTIFA agent. Those sick bastards.

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    So post a picture of a prop from the movie The Rock and you can fool tardbags about anything at all huh?

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      MAGAts have a hard time distinguishing fact from fiction so yes.

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      I don’t think the AI that was prompted to create their image knows that’s from a movie.

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        It’s not AI it’s an image that’s been floating around the internet used in memes/shitposts for ages. Jesus !@#%^ing christ
        https://www.reddit.com/r/90s/comments/1072edo/hmm/

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          You can say fuck on the internet

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          Fuck off with this meaningless aggression! Toxicity breeds toxicity.

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            Fuck off with that foul retort! Being toxic in response to toxicity is toxic! That makes you DOUBLE TOXIC!

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              Fuck off with the fucking off yer making it TRIPLE TOXIC and our toxic budget is already blown!

            • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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              Toxic like that fucking Algae?

              • snoons@lemmy.ca
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                Did someone say fucking algae?

              • Vegafjord oakframer@lemmy.ml
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                Algea is DOUBLE toxic!!

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          It’s not AI it’s an image that’s been floating around the internet used in memes/shitposts for ages.

          Oh okay.

          Jesus !@#%^ing christ

          ??? You’re angry at someone for not knowing everything?

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            No, just fed up with the state of things.

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              That’s definitely not how it came across to me (and apparently, several other people).

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    Americans: We are not stupid. Thats just a stereotype.

    Also Americans:

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      We’re not all stupid, just a frustrating number of us

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        You’d sound a lot less dumb if you didn’t give the dumbest people the loudest voices. Like I’m not advocating for bullying to happen, but some people need to be made fun of

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          You’re right mate it’s our fault personally thanks for letting us know

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      I mean, I’d take that over the germ warfare labs China was funding in garages a few years ago in the US given the option.

      https://californiaglobe.com/articles/was-illegal-chinese-covid-lab-in-reedley-a-ccp-biowarfare-lab/

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        You’re stupid

        Don’t breed

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        You mean Israel? https://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/police-source-describes-falling-deathly-ill-after-entering-garage-where-illegal-lab-was-found

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    aggressîve algae

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    Caches of dihydrogen-oxide were discovered, a chemical which if inhaled can asphyxiate and cause death. The chemical was cleverly disguised with sweeteners and packed in containers making it look like a harmless treat.

    WARN YOUR CHILDREN!!!

    (Ie they found a six-pack of Sprite)

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    Dear God.

    We need to pull Sean Connery out of retirement to save us from The Rock and hardplace we find ourselves stuck in between.

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      Oh he dead tho

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        Wow, i genuinely didnt know.

        How the hell did he pass without there being a big hullabaloo over it.

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          It was during lockdown and before the vaccine, shit was crazy

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          He died about a week before Alex Trebek died.

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            Now I heard about Alex Trebek. That one made me sad.

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        Son of a removed! (In my best Connery imitation)

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        Fine, call the necromancers!

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    Question. The dumb asses just started using the word peptide more frequently, am I correct in assuming that it is just another word for protein/amino acid?

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      All proteins are peptides but not all peptides are proteins. Peptides are chains of aminoacids, when they’re long enough, then they’re called proteins.

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      It’s like Gluten but worse

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    The Rock was the basis for false descriptions of the Iraqi chemical weapons program. Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service was led to believe Saddam Hussein was continuing to produce weapons of mass destruction by a false agent who based his reports on The Rock, according to the Chilcot Inquiry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rock_(film)

    Time is a flat circle

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    Broken by John McAfee himself

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    Oh hey, you found my ass plug.

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    “Aggressive algae”? Really?

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      Maybe it’s like the slime in Ghostbusters 2. If we play Jackie Wilson real loud it’ll stop being so aggressive.

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      If you’re alone when you walk past it, it’ll mug you

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        I’ve heard it always voted Dems. Like clockwork. Except green.

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      So agresive it yells to other peoples kids

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    A really elegant string of pearls configuration.

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      unfortunate quite unstable.

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    Isn’t that the chemical weapon from The Rock ?

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        Fun fact, Mi6 plagiarized from the plot from The Rock to justify the invasion of Iraq.

        Specifically "the use of glass containers for chemical agents and the similarity of the description to those portrayed in The Rock "

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          That is not really correct based on the available information. Look at the title of the article itself,

          The Rock movie plot ‘may have inspired MI6 source’s Iraqi weapons claim’

          The source of Mi6, claimed that Iraq had this. But Mi6 was clearly suspicious, because chemical ammunition are usually not stored in glass containers. This is given just below of the line you quoted,

          MI6 accepted this possible flaw to the intelligence, the report adds: “The questions about the use of glass containers for chemical agents and the similarity of the description to those portrayed in The Rock had been recognised by SIS. There were some precedents for the use of glass containers but the points would be pursued when further material became available.”

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            The quote from the article is coming from a 2016 review of the original information passed on to America to justify the war. So they now recognize that it is bullshit from a movie, but that didn’t stop them from transferring the information back in the 00s.

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            chemical ammunition are usually not stored in glass containers

            Chemical ammunition are stored in the butt cheeks

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          JFC… What a surreal damned world. That’s ludicrous, but if you look at what Trump say or does is doesn’t even come close.

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          Even if true, there’s nothing “fun” about the origin story that led to a war killing over a hundred thousands and including some horrible war crimes.

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            Millions, if you include Afghanistan and Syria.

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              Of course but they had different excuses to start wars there.

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            Sarcasm.

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            Relax, dude

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              The Iraq war was just a prank, bro!

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        Wouldn’t it have been better if he just let it roll away from him?

        Is been a long time since I’ve watched the movie

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          The antidote seemed pretty harsh

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            Imagine injecting yourself with pure bees. D:

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                Lunashe

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              NOT THE BEES!!!

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            The true antidote is thermite plasma. 40 tons of that stuff applied directly to the forehead will prevent you from dying of VX

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          There were hostages on the island and if the pearl popped it would infect all of the hostages and possibly caught the wind to disperse over part of SF. Even one would have killed hundreds of people.

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          If it hit the water it would probably be fine water is very good at diluting stuff.

          Japan dumped the radioactive water they had from the meltdown and nothing really bad happened because again large bodies of water are great at diluting stuff.

          The only thing I can think of is if there was ground below it could have cracked and possibly got to the hostages.

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            iirc that water released from japan wasn’t even that radioactive on its own before dilution, but nuclear scary stuff gets attention and clicks.

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              If dumping that radioactive water is so harmless, then how do you explain the ningen?

              Joking, if that wasn’t obvious

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        Shoe catch!

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      Yes. In a string of pearls configuration; very unstable.

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      Yes, and once-upon-a-time (if I’m remembering correctly) Condoleeza Rice and/or Colin Powell cited this device as evidence of WMDs in Iraq to the United Nations Security Council.

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        Holy shit really?! 😂

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      Nah, these are just vaginal beads ;p

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        My uncle ben wa would like them back pls

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      It is

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