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green_goglin@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

Strange things are afoot at the Walter Reed

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Strange things are afoot at the Walter Reed

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green_goglin@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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      Inshallah, there will be a fatwa against every existing ‘Live Laugh Love’ piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.

      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        My friends have a die, cry, hate on their wall

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    • null@lemmy.org
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      I wonder if Jr had an open bet on Trump praising Allah.

    • frunch@lemmy.world
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      Thank you for your attention to this matter 🙏

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        Thank you for your attention to this rant

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      Praise be

    • 4am@lemmy.zip
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      https://youtu.be/fJ0kYxFPM5Q lol

  • CobblerScholar@lemmy.world
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    I’ve just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost

    • Typhoon@lemmy.cadeleted by creator
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      You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.

      • Thales@sh.itjust.works
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        It’ll be the craziest day any of us have ever lived.

        • green_goglin@thelemmy.clubOP
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          big if true

        • Murse@slrpnk.net
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          …I really need to stock up on fireworks. That type of evil being snuffed out calls for fireworks.

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        I’m going to celebrate it every year and call it “no kings day”.

      • bort@sopuli.xyz
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        iirc his VP want to summon jesus via armageddon

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      Except this is real, not photoshop. https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/05/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-israel-us-war-trump-strait-hormuz-missing-pilot-downed?filterKeyEvents=false

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      Supposedly, he will die in a few months. I didn’t look up his creditials, but I hope he is not lying.

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    Wait, this is real?! Holy shit, he’s gone off the deep end.

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      He’s been off the deep end for years

      • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works
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        Of course, but this is a different voice than we are used to.

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        Why would he be off the deep end?? The kids stay in the shallow end

    • green_goglin@thelemmy.clubOP
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      Confirmed real

      https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/05/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-israel-us-war-trump-strait-hormuz-missing-pilot-downed?filterKeyEvents=false

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        WTF !

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      🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀 always has been

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      He’s in one of those oceanic trenches where we can’t see what’s inside it’s so deep

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        deleted by creator

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    What the fuck it’s real

    https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414

  • mr_eckneim@feddit.org
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    Cant tell if shitpost or real anymore

    • green_goglin@thelemmy.clubOP
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      Ain’t that the Honest to allah truth

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      Neither did I. I looked it up. I thought it was fake. Horrifyingly, it is not.

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      All trumps posts are shit posts. Though, I would not be surprised if he literally tries to nuke Iran.

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        I guarantee you he has tried to nuke Iran multiple times already. The brass keeps turning him down (which is why Hogsack has such freewill to fuck up the military command structure) and his handlers don’t want the bad PR of trying to nuke. Not that his base would mind, but even being denied to nuke would make him look weak and some people might cross the aisle at that point.

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    Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president…

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      Maybe he was dictating?

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        Have you ever read any of his transcripts?

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      Yeah, this doesn’t have that “I had a stroke” energy of a genuine DJT xcretion

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        Maybe that is the sign, that he uses normal spelling.

        • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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          They have him hopped up on the really powerful meds

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      I am pretty sure this account is managed by Stephen Miller

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      I guess your sense of correct grammar is different from mine. “Fuckin’ Strait” isn’t a proper noun. He’s also using excessive punctuation.

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        I’m not saying it’s completely correct but just suspiciously better than usual. Like, a student that always gets Ds and Fs getting a B-

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    Trump saying 'Praise be to Allah'

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      Orange man convinced MAGA that Russia is our friend, let’s get him to get MAGA to “Praise be to Allah”.

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        The level of sheer lunacy it takes to see Russia everywhere is impressive.

        Doesn’t it get exhausting? Here, let me help: print out this handy FREE guide to all the problems in the world.

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        Shit, sorry, free is socialism, Venmo me 50 bucks.

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    Jesus, I was sure this was a joke…

    America - have a word. Cheers.

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    This doesn’t read anything like what he writes. Not enough all-caps words for a start. And praise be to Allah? No way he’d say THAT.

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      I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
      Still…It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.

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      and he didn’t end it with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”

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      In his mentally undeveloped man child head, that is mockery by immitation.

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        Hmm, good point.

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    Oh my fucking god.

    He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller’d.

    There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.

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    Good Lord. Had to go to his account to check this was real

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      And? I dont want to go to his account

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        It’s real.

        Loads of places are reporting it

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        https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414

        yup.

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        Checked his lies incel post, it’s real.

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          Lies incel post 🤣

          Great user name BTW

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            Thanks! Yours, too! I always dig a symmetrical palindrome name, yours looks a bit like a star fighter ship. Very rad!

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              My favorite album from the greatest band in all the land 😁

              Possibly the best album artwork of all time

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    This is what he says on Easter…

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      crazy work on Easter

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    It’s scary he doesn’t care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.

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      Criminals are very confident until they end up in a (Dutch) courtroom.

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        I would be a confident criminal too, if the most powerful army in the world pledged to invade as a response to any criminal charges against me.

        Hague Invasion Act - Wikipedia

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        Or in an (Italian) lake house.

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        Hague or bust.

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      His base doesn’t care, in fact they love it, every murdered brown person is a victory in their eyes. And this is the true face of Western culture, the one that murdered and pillaged around the world, extracting resources and living comfortably thanks to their sins. Trump is just the most “honest” leader of this camp, at least in recent memory.

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